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BodedCamp

Satellite image of Bodedern prison camp. The red fields below are actually execution sites.

SCRUB SCRUB Ysgol Uwchradd Bodedern (Welsh: Bodedern concentration camp) is a political internment and "re-educational" facility in Bodedern, Anglesey, Wales, which was was wasfirst summoned out of the fiery pits of Hell in 1977, founded and ran by Pol Pot. It is staffed fat by cannibals, with pupils eaten mostly individually, but some in groups. The current Headteacher is the Antichrist (since 2022), appointed after her father returned to his home to deal with other work, shortly before the demons were summoned to Earth. If you are taken to the soul realm of ysgol uwchradd bodedern you will be sliced and diced by the all un-mighty Sam Jones.

Their Aim[]

The school's aim is to successfully open a wide scale portal between Hell and Earth that can transport a whole army through the dimensions. By utilizing forced labor, they are subtly forcing their prisoners to open Bodedern's portal. On that day, the buses will arrive at 3:30 PM to take the demons around Anglesey. That day will be Armageddon.

Bodedern take part in human sacrifice; over the years, quite a few students have been sacrificed, with a cover-up story in which the others are told that they have "moved school". On a few rare occasions, the student will "move back"; in real life, a lookalike demon goes undercover as an informant, although they often are awful at impersonating the students.

The Final Solution

The Antichrist's final solution for world domination is to fire out a cannon from the facility, and destroy every planet in the solar system. He'll then proceed with construction on his own planet, one that is over double the size of Jupiter. On that day, the facility will turn into a spaceship, and rip Hell out of Earth, and the demons will drop bombs onto Earth while ascending. Hell will be carried into this the core of this planet, its new location. The facility will then be put inside the planet, and be expanded even more. The entire bottom half of the planet will be comrpised of a cannon, one that will destroy the entirety of the Earth, reducing it to ash.

Human Rights[]

BodedEyeWitness

Eyewitness' sketch on Bodedern's treatment of its pupils.

Prisoners in Bodedern prison are made to perform forced labor for seven hours a day, and meals consist of blood, bones, organs, blood cells, parts of brains and human flesh, all sourced from the blood rivers of Hell. These dishes brainwash prisoners, slowly mutating them into demons. Prisoners are incarcerated for a minimum of five years, and a maximum of seven. There is no way of segregating prisoners, and so tiny shrimps are incarcerated with giant "tough-guys", leading to the larger prisoners assaulting the weakest. Camp guards, instead of going for the obvious resolution, blame both for "fighting". If you protest any of these rights you will be sent to the creative hair studio where you will find Aron Evans (see more below) and then you will be sent to "bottom" where you will find a horde of year sevens craving nicotine and will think you have a vape and then get torn apart and you will never walk right again because of the things you will have to endure

Gwasanaeth

You will then be sent to "gwasanaeth" where you will have to sit through the most boring speech you will ever hear about I don't even know what I never listen and you will then be sent back to your classroom to finish the rest of the day of pure hell. In reality, the things said by the Antichrist in these announcments are nothing but pure nonsense, as they are a form of brainwashing.

Prison Cells[]

Usually, every prison cell in the facility is named "Room #", with the respective cell's number replacing the hash. There is also "Bro Alaw" (Welsh: Dungeon). Also scattered around the facility are rooms known as "Toiledau" (Welsh: Death Chambers) where if one is to enter, the lights will go out, smoke will fill the rooms and they will be surrounded by giant "tough-guys". Near the "Adran Cymraeg" (Welsh: Gates to Hell) the teachers have their secret lair, where they plan what evil things they'll do next. There is also a staircase that leads to Hell here.

Timetable[]

Activities in Bodedern consist of Satanic Brainwashing, Development into Time Travel, Building Portals to Hell, Evil Studies (French), Evil Studies (English), Evil Arts, Researching Space Travel, Audial Torture/Brainwashing, Evil Chemistry, Evil Activities in the Laboratories, Developing Evil Technology, Building Weapons of Mass Destruction, Cooking Evil Dishes, Designing Evil Plans, Evil Mathematics and Numeracy, Physical Torture and Evil Studies (Welsh)

Aron Evans[]

Overview

Around 2007-2008, in what is theorised to be room 19 or 20, the facility started researching artificial intelligence technology. The result of this started in "Project Aron Evans", the facility's attempt to create an artificial life form. Towards the end of the decade, research on this project concluded, but the project still remained in secrecy until 2019, where it was unveiled to the public.

History

Aron Evans was created by one of the facility's scientists. Even before becoming the dictator in 2022, The Antichrist encountered this scientist and offered him some of his blood. The scientist accepted this offer, and put it inside Aron Evans. The currently form 4 "prisoner" Daniel, was the prototype for Aron Evans. Developement on this project started in 1998 and ended in 2002 by the same scientist in what is confirmed to be room 18.

The Present

Aron Evans Is very aggressive if you spot the demon anywhere other than the school please phone authorities. He has a torture room. in fact he is so good that guniess world record owners have wanted to give him one for his amazing torture work. His most famous room called "creative hair" consists of one barber chair and a briefcase full of shiny razor blades so sharp to cut skin. he sits you upon the seat and asks you for a shave then sings a tune afterwards he is given a call saying the canteen needs meat for burgers he then begins shaving and then in a single slice he then slices through the neck and jugular vein spraying blood everywhere and then hits the pedals on the chair and it flips over and opens the floor below and you slide down and then you land on the floor crushing your face spraying blood then the chefs through the body in the grinder and then cooks you into nice juicy burger.

Aron Evans is one of the most dangerous people on this planet. After his Cyngor ysgol election (leader) He became a full dictator and a dick taster. He is known for roaming the halls at the final hours of the educational camp where lights go out and everyone shall sleep. If you are not sleeping he shall place a pencil case and in the pencil case is chains which shoots into the roof and grabs you and lifts you then your skin is peeled off and all that is left is flesh and bone which makes it easier to take your soul. Afterwards you look around and mutter under your breath "Wow, Alffi John Parry was right they are fascist"

There is also a prophecy where Aaron Evans will turn good and the school will come to an end with a fiery fate and Jesus Christ (peace be upon him) will close the gates of hell and open the world of heaven but Aron will always find a way to come back until the ring of the school will be destroyed. Aron Evans has also got a deep secret which only a few people know, this secret is about how much he loves knob cheese and how he is a wide reciver, also he loves to guzzle semen.

Mr Evans

Mr Evans is Aron Evans' stronger form. He enters this form by entering the hatch in the back of the Mr Evans robot. This form isn't strong enough to be considered a threat, but hidden inside the machinery room of the school lies Professor Evans, an even stronger form. This form is gigantic, towering over the school, and being capable of causing mass destruction.

Secrecy[]

The secretive North Wales government refers to the facility as a "school", and sends around 100 prisoners to the facility every August. There are currently 900 prisoners in Bodedern.

The facility has a plan, where if the Welsh government ever finds out about their actions, they will use their nuclear weapons hidden underneath the school in the pits of Hell.

MISS HEARN

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