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Your average American neighbourhood.

An American is, believe it or not, someone who comes from any country within North or South America. As there are many who cannot accept that "America" is a continent that does NOT reffer to the United States, we must now go for the common "Accepted" term used by what proffesionnals call "Rednecks".

Good American countries, like Canada, Greenland, Peru or any American country that is not part of the USA, are not going to be listed here because we will end up combining our racist jokes with these countries and fuck the page up.

There are few good Americans, these are:

  • Chuck Norris
  • Seth MacFarlane
  • id Software
  • Any heavy-metal band of the 1980s or 1990s
  • Those guys who made Postal
  • Powerman 5000
  • Paramount
  • Beavis and Butthead
  • Any other great person who just so happens to come from the USA

Notable Americans[]

Notable Americans include:

  • Angry Homo Kid; Real name "Scott", a famous Youtuber.
  • Sean Roberts; Same as above, except he lives in Wales, and an E.B.S. character.
  • George Stevens; a whiney, racist, retarded American.
  • New Yorkers; The Warriors were awesome, though.

Famous American Quotes[]

  • "Hey, Mary Ann! Get me a beer! And make sure it's cold this time, bitch!" - Famous Redneck Quote, used by a Briton doing Accents on YouTube.
  • "None of your damn buisness!" - Famous New Yorker Quote
  • "Oh mah gawd, ao waight, so, this totally oh mah gawd kem, yeah?" - Famous New Jeresy Quote
  • "Phew, at least we're seperated from the rest of 'em - Hey, what's that green light in the sky!?" - Famous Alaskan Quote
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