E.B.S.

Embarrasing Bodedern Stories, also known as E.B.S., is a Welsh comedy series by Conor Cassidy, and is one of the god-damned greatest TV shows ever, if not the greatest. It's the TV version of Doom when it comes to greatness. The show centres on the school of Bodedern, telling us all the mockery of the retards there.

A sketch type show, it is told by Conor the stories of Bodedern, and how he, as their God, can do anything with their personal info.

The show had a spin-off, Embarrasing Pencarnisiog Stories, created by Conor's brother, Edwyn, which takes place in his school in a simialar format. Also, see here.

Plot
The show tells the true stories of Boded's retards, and their embarrassing adventures around their dungeon of fate. Often tortured by teachers, the victims, nicknamed "pupils", are subject to gruesome tortures.

Origin
It's a fucking true story...

Characters
Ryan: A soldier who worked for the Blockland empire, now working for Minecraft, is an off duty soldier. He suffers from Post War Syndrome, and constantly makes gun noises everywhere he goes. When others say "Bang bang", or sing "Drangonsta Din Tei", he retreats back to his helper.

David: Another retard, and the rival of Ryan. He is a retired referee of life, giving those who disobey his rules the "yellow card", or "red card", and failing to realize that he's not the emporor of the world. He is melodramatic, and hates the word "2012". He also starred in films like "Shadap" and "E.B.S.: The God-Damned Movie".

James: James is an escaped convict arrested for stalking British Bits member Tom. He was re-captured and sent to the dungeon of Bodedern. However, Tom was also in the same dungeon, leading to trouble. He also got popular, being the only retard people liked, He got people to play with his "ballz", a tennis ball, but then raped them severely. He also tried to break into our tent in Heryri to get to Tom. *Sarcasm* Nice protection, mates...